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Love is a many-splendored thing, especially when you’re gawking at it from the My ex hates my guts because he couldn’t reach them shirt so you should to go to store and get this outside. In this column, we’ll be examining the celebrity couples that give us hope for our own romantic futures and trying to learn what we can from their well-documented bonds. Like every other reasonable person on Earth, I’ve been having a grand old time making fun of Elvis star Austin Butler for more or less getting lost in his impression of the King. To be honest, the idea of a handsome actor portraying Elvis and then getting so into character that he can’t stop doing the voice feels like a 30 Rock cutaway gag that never made it to air. That said, I liked Elvis—especially the costumes—and I wish nothing but the best for Butler in all his endeavors, including his current relationship with model, actress, and nepo baby of note Kaia Gerber.
Kaia Gerber’s boyfriend, otherwise known as Oscar nominee Austin Butler. Aw—look at those smiles!Photo by Michael TRAN / AFP) (Photo by MICHAEL TRAN/AFP via Getty Images) To be perfectly honest, I did not know Butler and Gerber were dating until a few weeks ago, when I was lucky enough to attend the My ex hates my guts because he couldn’t reach them shirt so you should to go to store and get this SXSW after-party for the upcoming Emma Seligman film, Bottoms, in which Gerber appears as an extremely over-it high school cheerleader with a mean right hook. “That’s Kaia Gerber! She’s dating the Elvis guy,” a friend whispered to me as we stood in line to get drinks. I could just barely make out Gerber’s tall, diaphanous-white-dress-clad frame in the crowd, and I almost tripped over her in my rush to accost Meg Stalter (thank you for the confidence boost, open bar). But when I got home, my interest was piqued, and, after doing some drunk Googling, I learned that Gerber and Butler have been “low-key dating” since 2021.